-
June 6th, 2006, 05:39 PM
#1
Inactive Member
Dictionary for decoding women?s personal ads
40-ish??????????..49.
Adventurous???????..Slept with everyone.
Athletic??????????.No breasts.
Average looking??????..Moooo.
Beautiful??????????Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure????..On medication.
Feminist??????????Fat.
Free spirit?????????.Junkie.
Friendship first???????.Former slut.
New-Age??????????Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned???????..No BJs.
Open-minded???????..Desperate.
Outgoing??????????Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional????????.Bitch.
Voluptuous????????..Very Fat.
Large frame????????.Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate?????..Stalker.
-
June 6th, 2006, 06:19 PM
#2
Inactive Member
ROTFLMAO...ok so you found my personal ad huh???
-
June 7th, 2006, 08:38 AM
#3
Inactive Member
Better to tell the truth right from the start*lol
-
June 7th, 2006, 04:18 PM
#4
Inactive Member
LMAO!! Those are so damn funny.
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
-
Forum Rules
Bookmarks